Love is like a dizziness - by
O, love, love, love!
Love is like a dizziness;
It winna let a puir body
Gang about his biziness!
wordplay
Foundation - by
‘What would you put in the foundation stone
/ for future generations?’ ‘A horseshoe,
/ a ballet shoe, a horseshoe crab, a sea-horse,
/ a sheriff’s…
Scotch Astrology - by
Omen
/ In the gloamin.
Charlotte - by
C is like an egg cracked in half for a cake
/ H is like a ladder climbing up to a fire…
Street Talk - by
There was a rammie in the street,
/ A stishie and stramash.
/ The crabbit wifie up the stair
/ Pit up her winda sash.
/
/ “Nou…
Happy Families - by
Mr Pill the pharmacist
/ Mrs Bunn the baker
/ Master Leak the plumber’s mate
/ B. Grave the undertaker.
/
/ Mr Blast, who…
The Loch Ness Monster’s Song - by
Sssnnnwhuffffll?
/ Hnwhuffl hhnnwfl hnfl hfl?
/ Gdroblboblhobngbl gbl gl g g g g glbgl.
/ Drublhaflablhaflubhafgabhaflhafl fl fl –
/ gm grawwwww grf grawf awfgm graw gm.
/ Hovoplodok…
Skipping Song - by
Ma sister’s Spiderwoman
/ Lugs, een and neb (touch ears, eyes and nose)
/ Trap you, zap you
/ In her siller (silver) web.
/
/ Ma Granny’s the…
Roundabout - by
see postcard image below…
Jabberwocky - by
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
/ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
/ All mimsy were the borogoves,
/ And the…