The Check-Oot Quine’s Lament - by
Tatties, neeps, and ingan,
/ Poother for the wash,
/ Wullie’s needin new sheen,
/ Grip, skyte, flash.
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/ Sweeties, ale, some flooer,
/ A…
National Poetry Day 2008
Skills - by
inventing jobs
/ teaching the skills
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/ of applying for jobs
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/ —-
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/ one of millions
/ training
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/ to acquire the skills
/ to apply…
Skeleton Staff - by
Spring Bank Holiday. The first hot day of the year.
/ As the others, in shorts, slob around beer gardens
/ or…
Eight Tentacles - by
If only I had an octopus
/ I’d soon get my housework done.
/ I’d set him to work on the hoovering…
Happy Families - by
Mr Pill the pharmacist
/ Mrs Bunn the baker
/ Master Leak the plumber’s mate
/ B. Grave the undertaker.
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/ Mr Blast, who…
from Wanted A Husband - by
Wanted a husband who doesn’t suppose,
/ That all earthly employments one feminine knows, –
/ That she’ll scrub, do the cleaning,…