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Hoes Woes

Keeks Mc

Daes onybody really get oan wi thair socks?
No get it oan
Ah ken aboot chappies an crusty sports socks
Naw!
Ah mean hae a sibness wi thaim
In ma hantle ken
thay’re fykie wee bastarts
apt tae fa doon
twist roon
chafe
mak yer taes tae het, cauld or wurse, muith
Thay’re paised tae riptur at the drap o a bunnet
in a maist unourament wey
sae like yer wee tae is keekin oot 
an the circulation gets cut aff
Ye get aa this ainly if ye kin actually wear thaim
No likely
since thay wander aff thaimsels
somewhaur in the washin process
ne’er tae be seen again
This le’es ye wi juist the wan
fae the pair
that ye keep
fur a disproportionately lang time
in eternal howp the ither will return
fae the stocking dimension

Keeks Mc

Reproduced with permission of the author.

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21st century poems Scots Scots washing clothes
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Keeks Mc1980 -

Keeks MC is a Scots language poet from Glasgow. She started writing at 40 in 2021 and her work has been published widely in Scotland and beyond.
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